Galaxy Vapourizer

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A potential weapons system proposed by the Hemmoian scientist Headsmart during the Lightness War, the Galaxy Vapourizer was supposed to be able to destroy entire worlds. The device was tested aboard the IHSF Decidedly Unpleasant.

Unfortunately, Mr. Headsmart mixed up several parts while constructing the device which he referred to as the Galaxy Vapourizer, and ended up creating a device that instead of destroying them, turned planetary bodies into refreshingly minty grapefruit sorbet with a touch of champagne mixed into it for flavor. Needless to say, this invention was rejected by the Hemmoian Federation weapons development project.